Friday, January 14, 2011

Astrologically Beside Myself


Oh My Grimm!  I've always been outgoing and gregarious, a born leader with a fiery ego.  Born on July 29 I am Leo, hear me roar.

But now the Astrologers of the world say July 29 means I'm a Cancer.  A sensitive, touchy-feely, empathic crab. 

This explains why I got my tail out of management to get back into doing psychotherapy, no doubt.  I got bumped from the fire sign and sputtered into the water.  As a Leo, I knew I was always right, even when I was flat out wrong.  As a Cancer, I'm too unstable to know if I'm right or wrong, but I'm just so much cooler and laid back.  I could tell you what to do when I was a Leo, but I'll listen to you now. 

Yes, this is going to work.  Well, I mean, I don't know for sure, but I sort of feel like this is going to work.

6 comments:

  1. You do know that this only pertains to those born after 2009 don't you? You're still the same! Whether that's good or bad......?? haha

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  2. You can relax and be the Leo you've always been. Astrologists claim that there is nothing to worry about, signs have not changed. :)

    I know I'm relieved. Much rather think of myself as a Gemini than a Taurus...it's what I know. :)

    -C

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  3. Based on the comments above, I'd say that whatever sign you are under is the one that says, "You are often full of expletive." (Rymes with spit.)

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  4. Charlie, Charlie, Charliecharliecharlie,
    Tru dat.

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  5. I think you are whatever you decide to be ... Leo or Cancer good luck with everything!

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