Saturday, October 23, 2010

Uncommon Cold

My sinuses are full of compressed cotton balls that have been soaked in melted Crisco.  My lungs are full of steel wool that scuffed my throat on the way down.  A large, rusty, stinky garbage truck is parked on my lower body.

Thank you, Jesus, for red wine and Nyquil capsules.


  1. I do understand...I really do. I just got over mine last week. Be cool -- and know that it will pass...someday.

  2. Red wine and Nyquil....nitey nite!! Hope you feel better soon.